3.Dear Abby
Dear abby,
Got a problem. i'm a decent, underpaid, hardworking county
coroner. it's
Important that my family eat meat at least three times a week.
but we just can't
Afford to with the prices the way they are. so i bring home some
choice cuts from my
Autopsy subjects. just mix in the tuna helperand ta-da!
The whole family thinks my new meals are delicious. they ask me
what's
My secret. abby, i think they're getting suspicious. my
smart-ass 8-year-old keeps
Asking, 'where's all the meat？ the red dye #2 kind that's kept
in the fridge.'
If they find out the truth i don't think they'll understand.
abby, what do i tell
My family？
Dear reaganomics victim： consult your clergyman. make sure the
body's
Blessed and everything should be just fine.
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